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A gargantuan kangaroo was noticed by Chafin Branch Dam around midnight looking at the water.
The spirit of a young air force pilot was distinguished scrutinizing Bear Hollow in detail at midnight. The ghost mumbled about revenging an assassination. In any event, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that you would not want to bump into before dawn.
A lady with a bottle-green face is often noticed before sunrise leading a directed exploration of Hatfield Bottom to a collection of ghosts. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Edgarton.
A space man from Jupiter has been witnessed on numerous occasions mowing the lawn in the back garden of a building in Edgarton.
A space man from another planet can be witnessed frequently at Abbey Branch around midnight hurling pieces of wood into the water.
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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