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These are some lies we made up about East Lynn.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly noticed stacking pieces of wood in Asbury Hollow before sunrise.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot has been perceived on several occasions up on the highest spot of Buck Knob burning an object. Whatever folks state, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world may repeatedly be spotted by Alum Rock Branch searching for a box.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack holding a large axe can be distinguished repeatedly at East Lynn Dam late at night downing soda pop.
A very large ox is occasionally witnessed next to the water at East Lynn Lake smoking a cigar.
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Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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