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These are some lies we made up about Dixie.
A colossal bat is sometimes spotted appearing creepy in Big Hollow before dawn.
An extremely large springbok is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances in the early morning hours drifting by on Ash Fork.
Aristotle can sometimes be seen at Henderson Dam before dawn looking at the landscape.
An alien tourist from another world has regularly been seen on the pinnacle of Bearwallow Knob in the early morning hours staring at the panorama.
A space invader from space is regularly noticed on the shore of Orchard Lake digging a hollow.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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