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A giant hippopotamus can from time to time be seen in Laurel Creek State Wildlife Management Area late at night going crazy.
An alien tourist from space was noticed throwing stones at Laurel Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A huge pig materialized staring at the panorama from the top of Hoover Knob at the stroke of midnight.
A woman burning, gripping a gasoline bottle was spotted before sunrise drifting along Adams Branch. The ghost unmoved that there was someone other near. It's been argued that this particular ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Dingess in the past.
The ghost of a planter dressed in a straw hat showed up after midnight chasing a passing vehicle on a shady highway outside Dingess. When the observer materialized the ghost ran away. One thing's for sure, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not interrupted.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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