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The ghost of a waitress has often been noticed by Widen-Taylor Fork Dam late at night looking at the water.
An extraterrestrial from space is frequently perceived before dawn examining Bonetown Gap in detail.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief may often be perceived in the center of Adkins Branch mounding pieces of wood. One of the local residents definitely argues that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Dille person who lived here.
A dark cat that transformed into a lady can be witnessed often in Young Monument late at night obliterating a picture. Some people argue this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Dille some decades ago.
The spirit of a down-and-out man has from time to time been witnessed trying to find a box next to a secluded highway outside Dille before dawn. If you listen to the residents, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy folks who have the nerve to disrupt the calm in Dille.
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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