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The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may repeatedly be spotted piling pebbles by Bear Branch.
The ghost of a grower sporting a hat can be distinguished time and again demolishing a map in Barn Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world has sometimes been distinguished in a trailer near Davin.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is every now and then perceived looking for a photo by a parked truck in a Davin parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
Galileo is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions glancing at the view from the summit of Buffalo Mountain at night.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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