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The ghost of an elderly sorceress can regularly be spotted smoking a pipe at Beartown Fork Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female's body having a horse's head may be seen repeatedly downing water from Dwight Shrewsbury Spring at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft has every now and then been perceived on the peak of Coaldale Mountain on a dark night glancing at the view.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space is once in a while observed checking out Peeled Chestnut Gap in detail before sunrise.
An enormous beaver is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances by Beartown Fork screaming.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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