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The phantom of a man dressed in a law enforcement outfit can sometimes be distinguished up on the peak of Burning Rock grasping a headbone. Some of those who live here argue this ghost could be a famous old days resident of Clear Fork. In any case, this phantom indisputably is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large lamb has often been spotted checking out Barn Hollow in detail very late at night.
A space man from another world is regularly made out struggling to state something by Bans Branch.
The Loch Ness Monster has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions hanging out in an abandoned mansion in Clear Fork.
The ghost of an aged man with a large gray mustache may repeatedly be distinguished dragging a dead body across the dirt in Horse Creek Lake Wildlife Management Area late at night.
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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