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An extraterrestrial tourist from another world has once in a while been perceived dragging a corpse over rocks in Clarksburg Downtown Historic District very late at night.
An extremely large yak is every now and then spotted glancing at the vista from the highest spot of Duncan Hill late at night.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances by Ann Moore Run attempting to articulate something.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may now and then be seen watching TV in a Clarksburg living room on a dark night. In any event, it is certainly a chilling phantom that is preferably not messed with.
A space invader was distinguished browsing through trash cans on a Clarksburg lane.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft emerged on a Clarksburg avenue before sunrise.
The spirit of an old guy with a large gray beard emerged by Hornor Spring
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at night calling out people's names. When the spirit was spotted it disappeared into the night.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head was made out throwing pebbles into Bridgeport Water Supply Lake very late at night. Freaked out by the observers the ghost fled into the night. Regardless of what, this spirit certainly is bloodcurdling;
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one that you wouldn't want to come across late in the night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy has regularly been observed taking in the vista at Deegan Lake Dam late at night.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human being inside has allegedly been made out on several instances looking at an old woman snoozing on the floor in a home in Clarksburg. According to the locals, this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who are courageous enough to disrupt the serenity in Clarksburg.
A somewhat translucent gentleman clad as the skipper of a ship can frequently be seen in a grocery store in the Clarksburg area.
A big chilling ghost may be noticed time and again trying on a hat in a Clarksburg house.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is sometimes made out at the entrance to Audra State Park swallowing blood from a bottle.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions nosing around in mailboxes
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around midnight in Clarksburg.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened. - He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it? - Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him. Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito. Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad. - Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch? - Oysters doctor. - Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them. - Open them??. How did Arthur die from drinking milk? - The cow sat down. Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill. - Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something. - Ok, boss. A bit later. - Is he gone? Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead. Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber. - Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber. - You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber. They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it. - Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you? -Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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