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The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter has from time to time been spotted by Anthony Run guzzling blood from a beaker. Well, this ghost sure is frightening; one that is preferably not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is sometimes distinguished trying to locate a glove in Nebo-Hallsburg Hollow very late at night.
A very large okapi has been said to have been seen on numerous instances viewing the scenery from the apex of Desert Knob before dawn.
A space man may every now and then be distinguished resting in a chair in a house in Chloe.
An martian vacationer from another planet has frequently been witnessed reading a pamphlet by a streetlight in Chloe.
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Ghost Sightings From Chloe
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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