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An extraterrestrial from space has regularly been spotted watching cable in a Buffalo living room before dawn.
A mermaid is repeatedly distinguished gazing at the water by Winfield Locks and Dam before sunrise.
The spirit of a woman having half her head gone has been said to have been made out on many occasions drinking soda pop near Arnold Hoffman Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A massive kitten may often be observed at Arbuckle Creek late in the night heaving boulders into the stream.
A space alien can be witnessed frequently around midnight examining Slab Hollow in detail.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''. Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' . Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race. - Wow Arthur! Did you win? - No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid. Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him. - With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day. On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week. - Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it. - Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree. He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air. - Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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