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A young-looking girl in a bloody wedding dress may often be noticed studying Big Hollow in detail at night. Lots of residents allege this phantom may be the spirit of a local who died here in Bud long ago.
A space man may be noticed often struggling to grasp something in Allen Creek.
A female with a blue face has once in a while been made out reasoning under a lamppost in Bud. Residents who have seen this ghost say this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Bud.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions terrifying folks at Beartown Fork Dam before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another world may every so often be distinguished downing water from Dwight Shrewsbury Spring on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bud
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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