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A female's body with a horse's head has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances in a residence in close proximity to Buckhannon. Well, this is an unsympathetic phantom that should be stayed away from.
A space man from another galaxy may regularly be made out in a Buckhannon area grocery store, marching the aisles.
The alien technician of a flying saucer can be distinguished very often concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder in North End Youth Center late at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos is from time to time made out guzzling water from Day Helmick Spring at night.
A massive beaver has been observed on several occasions at Renny Halls Farm Pond Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the vista.
Ludwig van Beethoven may sometimes be made out discussing into the night after midnight on a park bench in Buckhannon.
A guy with the head of a demon was observed late in the night drifting down Bear
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Run. The onlooker got freaked out and escaped.
A fairly decomposed human corpse was noticed giving a conducted exploration of Millers Bend to a cluster of ghosts very late at night. The ghost reacted to the eye witness.
A woman alight, holding a gas container came into sight sniveling up on Bear Knob. The phantom was consumed by the night
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after being distinguished. According to the locals, this phantom may be the spirit of a local person who died here in Buckhannon before the present. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disturbed.
The spirit of a grower having on a worn straw hat was noticed strolling through a trailer in Buckhannon. When seen the spirit approached the viewer who then ran off. No matter what, it is certainly a frightening spirit that you would not want to come across before dawn.
A space alien from another galaxy was spotted struggling to utter something in Grub Hollow at night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been made out right by Audra State Park attempting to grab something.
A huge hamster is regularly observed walking through a residence close to Buckhannon.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot may regularly be perceived in a phone booth in Buckhannon making a telephone call. One thing is for sure, this is a hostile phantom that any sane person wouldn't
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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