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These are some lies we made up about Buckeye.
A dark cat that shape-shifted into a lady may now and then be made out down near Adam Moore Chalybeate Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise looking creepy.
The ghost of a young woman outfitted as a house keeper was seen fluttering over Jericho Flat in the early morning hours before sunrise. The viewer ran away immediately after he witnessed the ghost. Some of the people who live in this town allege this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Buckeye. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you don't want to run into late in the night.
An alien was made out gazing wrathfully at the observer down beside the shore at Watoga Lake.
An alien vacationer from outer space showed up at Marlin Run Structure One Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the vista.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was distinguished seated at the dining table in a Buckeye residence.
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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