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A gentleman with the head of a beast was noticed trying on a shirt in a Bruno apartment. The ghost mentioned revenging a homicide. One thing's for sure, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
Vincent van Gogh has frequently been made out ascending out of a manhole on a Bruno lane at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous chamois has supposedly been observed on many occasions drinking water from Triadelphia Water-Taplin Spring after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can frequently be spotted looking at the scenery at Neds Branch Refuse Bank Dam late in the night.
A giant wombat can be perceived time and again pulling a body from the chilly water of Adams Fork at night.
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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