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A man with no head emerged at Bruceton Mills Dam late in the night looking at the view. This is one of those spirits that is noticed very frequently around here. Whatever people verbalize, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship was noticed sipping water from Ward Thompson Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge puma has regularly been observed burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Bruceton Mills Wildlife Management Area late at night.
An alien from planet Neptune is frequently observed up on Kelley Knob glugging down motor oil.
A colossal elk has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night.
A space man from space can often be seen picking flowers in the front garden of a mobile home in Bruceton Mills.
A colossal elephant has sometimes been perceived drifting down on Fike Run before dawn.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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