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Thumbelina is sometimes distinguished on the shore of Lake Floyd demolishing a box.
The ghost of a female having half her head absent has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions downing blood from a container in the middle of Bear Track Run. Some of the folks here say this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Bristol some decades ago.
A form with a skeleton face wearing shady robes may every now and then be seen staring at the water by City of Salem Dam around midnight.
A space alien from another solar system was perceived down by Flowers Spring in the early morning hours sipping soda pop.
A drifting spirit emerged guzzling unleaded from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Bristol. The witness ran off when she made out the ghost. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to bump into before dawn.
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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