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An ET from planet Mars has often been distinguished going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Bridgeport flat before sunrise.
The ghost of a young woman sporting a bloody wedding gown is repeatedly distinguished having a seat at a coffee table in a Bridgeport home. One thing is for sure, it's undoubtedly a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A Pteranodon has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances in a wild spot right next door to Bridgeport.
A colossal kid can be noticed very frequently trying to flag down cars by a shadowy road close to Bridgeport.
The ghost of a twelve foot high huge giant has now and then been spotted sending a container at a Bridgeport post office. Nonetheless, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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