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These are some lies we made up about Bridgeport.
A large creepy dragon was noticed in a boat on Bridgeport Water Supply Lake going mad.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship appeared at Deegan Lake Dam after midnight tossing stones.
The ghost of a lady with the sign of the devil etched into her arm was spotted striding in the middle of a wild highway in the vicinity of Bridgeport. There are many descriptions concerning this ghost in the area. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to encounter on a dark night.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets showed up on the highest spot of Bald Knob late at night observing the surroundings. Numerous people close at hand have had identical experiences with the same ghost.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her head was made out at Ann Moore Run at night hurling rocks into the water. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed repeatedly in close proximity.
An alien vacationer
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from another planet was made out emerging in a restroom mirror.
A huge gila monster has often been spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing pickup on a shady highway near Bridgeport.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is often witnessed searching for a person in Clarksburg Downtown Historic District at midnight.
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giant muskrat has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions grasping a headbone down next to Glasspel Spring around midnight.
An extremely large turtle may frequently be observed pulling up weeds in the side garden of a residence in Bridgeport.
An extremely large hare can be distinguished very often by a guy fishing by a lake close to Bridgeport.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun has every now and then been spotted resting on a couch in a flat in Bridgeport. One of the locals firmly argues that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Bridgeport resident.
A woman holding her head beneath her arm is occasionally perceived trying to articulate something in Audra State Park outside the park headquarters. Regardless of what folks utter, it's a terrifying ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of a man having half his head lost is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions flickering a kerosene lamp by a streetlamp in Bridgeport.
The martian pilot
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of an extraterrestrial spaceship may now and then be seen marching from apartment to apartment on a dark night on a Bridgeport residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgeport
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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