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The Gingerbread Man came into sight at Horse Creek Dam Number One in the early morning hours enjoying the scenery.
An enormous coyote was spotted in Horse Creek Lake Wildlife Management Area at night turning toward the eye witness.
A space invader from Pluto came into sight very late at night soaring over Chestnut Flats.
A creepy creature was seen marching through a Brenton vicinity churchyard. This is one of those phantoms that is spotted often close by. Anyway, it indisputably is a terrifying spirit that is better not disrupted.
Genghis Khan has often been distinguished in Barn Hollow late at night flinging rocks.
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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