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These are some lies we made up about Branchland.
A man's body with the head of a skunk can be witnessed very often up on Bear Knob howling.
A giant sloth has every so often been perceived near Gilbert Porter Spring around midnight attempting to state something.
A feminine form is from time to time observed in Coal Hollow very late at night struggling to grasp something. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that is rather not messed with.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter is known to have been observed on one or two instances tossing pebbles into the flow at Alum Rock Branch around midnight.
A gargantuan deer can once in a while be noticed looking at the water by Lees Fishing Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A massive alpaca has repeatedly been perceived floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Branchland.
A cyclop is frequently spotted in a grocery store in the Branchland neighborhood.
An enormous bear has supposedly been distinguished on numerous
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instances howling at the bystander to go away in Wayne National Forest by the ranger station.
The ghost of a female having the sign of the devil etched into her leg may repeatedly be distinguished trying on a shirt in a Branchland home. One of the residents strongly claims that this spirit is that of a person who resided here in Branchland before the present.
A large terrifying ogre can be perceived time and again snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Branchland.
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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