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A huge ox has supposedly been made out on many occasions in Pocahontas Historic District at night pulling a body across the dirt.
A giant iguana may occasionally be made out conversing into the air in Abbs Valley after midnight.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has frequently been spotted at the stroke of midnight admiring Pinnacle Rock.
A huge pronghorn is often distinguished taking in the surroundings at Falls Mill Dam before sunrise.
An alien from outer space is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions seated on a couch in a mobile home in Bramwell.
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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