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An extremely large zebu has frequently been perceived in Blake Hollow at the stroke of midnight guzzling chlorine.
A space invader from outer space has purportedly been made out on several instances smoking a pipe in Bluestone National Scenic River near the ranger station.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship can regularly be observed reading a pamphlet up on Batoff Mountain.
A gargantuan koodoo can be spotted very frequently carrying a cranium by Adkins Branch.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has once in a while been made out howling under a lamppost in Bradley.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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