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These are some lies we made up about Borderland.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space was distinguished in Rogers Park before dawn hauling a cadaver through some bushes.
A space alien from another world has often been noticed throwing boulders into the water at Becket Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A massive kitten has allegedly been observed on many instances in a flat in the neighborhood of Borderland.
An extremely large dromedary may regularly be observed looking for a bag next to a parked Chrysler in a Borderland parking lot very late at night.
Count Dracula can be seen over and over again scrutinizing Beech Hollow in detail on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Borderland
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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