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The ghost of a gentleman having half his head absent was noticed mid stream in Armstrong Creek rearranging orbs about. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being distinguished. People here who have observed this spirit declare this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Boomer some time ago. In any case, this is an antagonistic phantom that should be stayed away from.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet showed up articulating into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto was spotted up on Armstrong Mountain looking crossly at the watcher.
A beheaded woman was seen peeking through residence windows in Boomer at midnight. Shocked by the viewers the spirit fled into the night.
The ghost of a teenage girl was spotted in Barn Hollow at the stroke of midnight hollowing out an outlet. When made out the ghost came near the observer who then fled. People here say that this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Boomer a long time ago.
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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