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A gargantuan ibex can be witnessed over and over again downing water from Hart Spring around midnight.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been perceived by Jack Bend shouting.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nose is occasionally observed bass fishing from the water's edge of Orchard Lake before sunrise. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a frightening spirit that you do not want to bump into after midnight.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her heart has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions twinkling a lamp by Adonijah Fork.
A lady with the head of a goblin can now and then be witnessed on the pinnacle of Beulah Knob late in the night staring at the view. One thing is for certain, this phantom unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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