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The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly witnessed on the summit of Mount Desert before sunrise observing the scenery.
A young-looking girl wearing a bloody wedding dress has purportedly been perceived on many instances tossing boulders into the flow at Big Ninemile Fork late in the night.
A space alien from planet Mercury can regularly be spotted beside Danny Beasley Spring before dawn mounding pieces of wood.
An enormous cat can be witnessed time and again destroying a bag in Barn Hollow at midnight.
A lady with a blue-green face has every so often been distinguished burying a body by a big boulder in Calvert Field before sunrise.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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