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An alien voyager from another planet was noticed up on the top of Bee Mountain moving orbs about.
The phantom of a planter sporting a farmer hat became visible hauling a cadaver over rocks in Drawdy Falls Roadside Park at night. The phantom didn't seem to be bothered by the bystanders. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Bloomingrose. One thing's for sure, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
An alien from planet Venus was spotted at Curtis Branch Dam at midnight looking at the surroundings.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was spotted hauling a corpse from the chilly water of Brier Branch at night. When the ghost was perceived it disappeared into the night.
An alien from another planet has regularly been observed in Bradford Hollow in the early morning hours shouting at the viewer to go away.
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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