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These are some lies we made up about Bloomery.
A giant moose was made out staggering from home to home around midnight on a Bloomery residential road.
An extremely large tapir was perceived glugging down water from Bore Spring in the early morning hours.
A colossal newt is often observed resting at the dining table in a Bloomery home.
A big creepy phantom is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances in a secluded area near Bloomery. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gargantuan weasel can often be observed very late at night scrutinizing Big Hollow in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomery
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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