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These are some lies we made up about Blair.
An alien traveler from outer space is now and then witnessed screaming up on Blair Mountain.
A space invader from deep space is known to have been made out on several instances floating by on Abe Burgess Fork after midnight.
A moderately rotten human dead body may occasionally be witnessed struggling to state something at Skin Poplar Branch Refuse Dump Dam late in the night.
A massive hedgehog was made out twinkling a lamp in Bean Hollow very late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer emerged waving to cars in the middle of a shady road next to Blair.
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How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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