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A gargantuan cougar is now and then made out relaxing in a chair in an apartment next to Blacksville.
An extraterrestrial can every now and then be perceived giving a conducted outing of The Cliff to a party of phantoms before dawn.
The Gingerbread Man was observed on the pinnacle of McFeeters Knob before dawn looking at the vista.
The ghost of a train driver materialized down beside Burl Spragg Spring late at night going mad. Many accounts of this spirit have been conveyed.
A female with no head was seen before sunrise following a passing pickup on a shadowy road outside Blacksville. Numerous folks around here have had identical incidents with a similar ghost.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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