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These are some lies we made up about Birch River.
The spirit of a critically mangled hunter pulling a dead cougar was witnessed burning a picture by Anthony Creek. There have been several stories concerning this phantom in the area.
A gigantic hog materialized burying a cadaver by a large boulder in Young Monument very late at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system was spotted up on Barnette Hill sipping soda pop.
A giant peccary appeared trying to find a glove by a parked car in a Birch River parking lot before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter was distinguished conversing into the night in Josh Hollow late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Birch River
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Ghost Sightings From Birch River
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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