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The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been spotted looking at the scenery at Rockhouse Branch Refuse Bank Dam at midnight.
The ghost of an aged witch is repeatedly distinguished staring at people in a Bim mobile home through a door crack. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A guy with a big hole through his chest can regularly be distinguished around midnight scrutinizing Bean Hollow in detail. One of the residents confidently declares that this spirit could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Bim before the present.
A female's body having a skunk's head may be perceived over and over again looking for something by the water's edge at Pond Fork Impoundment. Some of the folks who live here say this ghost might be a famous old days dweller of Bim.
A gentleman with the head of a demon has occasionally been observed looking at the view from the pinnacle of Bald Knob on a dark night. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's without a doubt a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to meet late at night.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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