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An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet became visible looking over Camden Flats late in the night.
The ghost of a coal-miner was distinguished heaving pebbles into the flowing water at Back Fork in the early morning hours. There have been further accounts regarding this ghost in the vicinity. A resident declares that this ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone Big Springs resident. In any event, it is unquestionably a menacing ghost that should be kept away from.
The phantom of a gentleman outfitted as a handy man was seen on the highest spot of Barnes Knob at midnight surveying the vista. Several stories of this ghost have been reported.
An ET from another solar system is often observed going to see Hardman Bend at midnight.
The spirit of a man wearing a law enforcement outfit is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances washing a blood-covered scarf in William Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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