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These are some lies we made up about Big Creek.
An alien from another world emerged munching on a tomato in Big Ugly Wildlife Management Area around midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft was spotted on a Big Creek residential road before dawn.
A huge coati is repeatedly made out drifting down Abbott Branch late in the night.
A lady with a blue face has supposedly been observed on many instances reading a tabloid in Barker Hollow late in the night. Loads of locals allege this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Big Creek. One thing is for certain, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a mail carrier can frequently be perceived on the top of Godby Knob late in the night staring at the sight. Folks argue that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Big Creek local person. Anyway, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Creek
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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