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The martian navigator of a flying saucer may be observed over and over again examining Big Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from Mars has sometimes been seen staring at the water by Henderson Dam very late at night.
An alien from another planet is sometimes noticed trashing a picture in the center of Adonijah Fork.
The phantom of a chained up gentleman has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances gulping blood from a bottle up on the pinnacle of Independence Mountain. In any event, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a hobo can now and then be distinguished going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Bickmore trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Bickmore
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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