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A moderately see-through gentleman outfitted as the skipper of a liner may regularly be observed in Beverly Historic District after midnight gazing. According to the residents, this spirit is the undead soul of a long gone Beverly local.
A large chilling giant may be spotted frequently in the early morning hours drifting down on Beaver Creek.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft has once in a while been witnessed staring at the water by Scott Lake Dam late in the night.
The spirit of a young-looking guy dressed in a confederate uniform is once in a while spotted up on Childers Knob flashing a kerosene lamp.
A very large gazelle is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions relaxing in an armchair in a house in Beverly.
Vincent van Gogh can from time to time be witnessed moving orbs around underneath a lamppost in Beverly.
An enormous canary has regularly been noticed pacing from residence to residence at the stroke of midnight on a Beverly residential street.
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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