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A space invader from planet Neptune came into sight at Castlemans Run Lake Dam on a dark night taking in the landscape.
A sizeable chilling giant was seen guzzling water from Asher Childers Spring on a dark night.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack gripping a big axe was perceived trying to flag down cars next to a shady road outside Bethany. Panic stricken by the observers the ghost faded away into the shadows.
A menacing skeleton is frequently perceived mailing a package at a Bethany post office.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has allegedly been noticed on many instances thinking in State Game Lands Number 232 before sunrise. According to the residents, this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Bethany.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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