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These are some lies we made up about Berwind.
A guy with no head may regularly be distinguished in Berwind Lake Wildlife Management Area late at night hauling a corpse across the ground.
An ET can be seen repeatedly chucking stones at Berwind Lake Dam late in the night.
A very menacing ghost has now and then been distinguished scraping out a gap up on the peak of Stone Steps. A man who lives here declares that this spirit gets pleasure from startling unwise folks who are brave enough to interrupt the calm in Berwind. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of an old female gripping a firearm is from time to time noticed by Beech Fork burning a picture.
An martian tourist from outer space has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions walking through a building next to Berwind.
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Ghost Sightings From Berwind
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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