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These are some lies we made up about Bergoo.
A gigantic hartebeest has frequently been seen monitoring the scenery from the summit of Bill Knob before dawn.
The phantom of a miner is regularly distinguished walking a Poodle at the stroke of midnight on a dark Bergoo lane.
A lady with a partially transparent body has been distinguished on a small number of instances looking through house windows in Bergoo at midnight. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A Plateosaurus can often be made out in Ash Beetree Hollow at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a man having on a police outfit can be observed repeatedly around midnight floating by on Aaron Run. Anyhow, it's a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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