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The ghost of an old cleaning lady is repeatedly distinguished at Mcelroys Run Embankment Dam late in the night looking at the view. Either way, it's a scary ghost that any sane person would not want to meet.
An extremely large sloth has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions fishing from the shore of Forest City Lake after midnight.
The spirit of a young-looking woman dressed as a maid can regularly be distinguished at the stroke of midnight examining Coon Hollow in detail. Folks say that this ghost may well be a celebrated days gone by local of Belmont.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft can be witnessed often staring at the vista from the highest spot of Fox Point after midnight.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman has from time to time been made out crying mid stream in Allen Run.
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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