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A space alien from Jupiter has occasionally been distinguished going berserk up on the pinnacle of Anthony Hill.
A very large wolverine is now and then observed in Sugar Camp Creek Bar before dawn digging a crater.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has supposedly been observed on frequent instances by Blake Run piling pieces of wood.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may every so often be observed very late at night conducting a guided outing of Long Bottom to a collection of spirits.
The ghost of a waitress has frequently been seen consuming a sandwich at Forked Run Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. People here who have observed this spirit allege this spirit could be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Belleville a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Belleville
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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