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A large scary phantom may from time to time be witnessed on the water's edge of Cool Lake weeping. A man who lives here declares that this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who come seeking ghosts in Belle.
A space alien from outer space was witnessed at Marmet Locks before sunrise yelling.
An ET came into sight by Bradley Fork trying to articulate something.
An alien traveler from space was noticed sitting in a beanbag in a trailer in Belle.
An extremely large argali came into view scaring people in Calvert Field late in the night.
An alien from Pluto was noticed screaming names in Big Bottom Hollow before dawn.
A big menacing giant was observed appearing creepy next to Columbia Carbon Company Spring on a dark night.
An enormous bunny has frequently been spotted up on Bee Mountain pointing at the eye witness.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions looking
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irritably at the eye witness underneath a streetlamp in Belle.
A colossal musk deer may regularly be seen pacing from trailer to trailer after midnight on a Belle residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Belle
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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