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A guy having the head of a beast has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances gazing at the sight from the pinnacle of Bluff Mountain before sunrise. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Beeson.
A somewhat decayed human cadaver may regularly be spotted in Camp Creek State Forest before dawn camping.
The spirit of a farmer wearing a worn straw hat may be observed often down next to Howard Shrewsbury Spring at night annihilating a glove.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has once in a while been seen by Bear Creek downing blood from a jar.
A space man from Saturn is from time to time witnessed by a lady canoeing in a river next to Beeson.
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Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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