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These are some lies we made up about Beckley.
A female with her legs removed was spotted dining on a fish in Babe Ruth Park late in the night. When the spirit was spotted it faded away into the night.
An alien has often been witnessed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Beckley house smoking a pipe.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions at Unnamed Tributary of Piney Creek Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the view.
An alien from planet Mars may frequently be witnessed on the apex of Batoff Mountain around midnight looking at the vista.
A colossal marten may be observed repeatedly in a rubber boat on Blue Jay Lake sniveling.
A sasquatch has every so often been spotted riding on a llama by a road right next door to Beckley.
A gigantic mare is now and then witnessed walking through a residence close to Beckley.
The ghost of a guy hauling a blood-splattered spear has allegedly been perceived on numerous occasions
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at a pay phone in Beckley talking on the telephone. People claim that this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Beckley some decades ago.
A very large basilisk may every so often be witnessed drifting along on Arnold Branch at night.
A large bloodcurdling monster has often been distinguished meditating in
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Cyclone Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from another world is regularly observed shifting orbs about along a wild highway right next door to Beckley in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large mustang can frequently be made out hanging out in an uninhabited mansion in Beckley.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be observed very often down next to Harper Spring at midnight appearing frightening.
An alien from planet Saturn has every now and then been witnessed gazing angrily at the eye witness outside the entrance to Bluestone National Scenic River.
A space alien from another solar system is known to have been perceived on a small number of occasions standing by a deserted highway right next door to Beckley.
A giant bull can occasionally be spotted in Babcock State Park by the ranger station tossing bricks.
Johann Sebastian Bach was distinguished being carried by a motorbike on a murky road near Beckley.
The ghost of a civil war
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combatant emerged in a home in Beckley. Scared by the onlookers the ghost withdrew into the darkness. A person who lives here argues that this ghost could be a famous old days resident of Beckley.
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Ghost Sightings From Beckley
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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