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A female devoid of a head is sometimes perceived showing up in a washroom mirror. Regardless of what people state, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that you don't want to meet late in the night.
An ET has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances at night examining Cyclone Hollow in detail.
A guy with no head can now and then be observed at midnight sprinting after a passing Buick on a shadowy road outside Beaver.
An enormously menacing phantom has frequently been perceived hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Batoff Creek very late at night. It's been claimed that this specific ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Beaver resident. One thing is for sure, this is a hostile phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to meet.
The martian commander of a UFO is regularly noticed glugging down water from Flowing Well Spring late at night.
The ghost of an old lady carrying a firearm can repeatedly be made out rearranging
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orbs about beside the water at Beckly Water Supply Number One Lake.
The ghost of a waitress can be witnessed very often in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours. In any event, it's a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of an elderly
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Indian chief has now and then been perceived concealing a dead body by a large boulder in Babe Ruth Park in the early morning hours. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions observing the view from the top of Batoff Mountain at night.
A black cockroach that shifted shape into a lady may occasionally be perceived watering plants in the yard of a trailer in Beaver.
The ghost of a youthful female outfitted as a maid was seen looking at the water by Beckley Water Supply Dam Number Two around midnight. Numerous accounts of this spirit have been described. According to what the local residents declare, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Beaver before the present. Regardless of what folks articulate, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to run into at midnight.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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