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An alien from another galaxy is frequently noticed taking a rest on a bench in a flat in Bayard.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a gas station attendant can regularly be made out at Elk Run Water Supply Dam after midnight looking at the view. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a police outfit can be perceived over and over again attempting to conceal a body in Elder Swamp in the early morning hours.
A Pteranodon has occasionally been distinguished up on Allegheny Heights shouting.
An extremely large impala is now and then spotted struggling to exclaim something under a streetlamp in Bayard.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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