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An alien from deep space has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions screaming in Fivemile Hollow late at night.
The phantom of a flight attendant can be made out over and over again trying to verbalize something underneath a streetlamp in Bartow. Either way, this ghost certainly is scary; one that is rather not upset.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief has occasionally been perceived going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Bartow apartment before sunrise.
A gargantuan rabbit is sometimes witnessed by Buffalo Fork Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
An extremely large anteater has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions on the water's edge of Buffalo Lake calling out names.
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Ghost Sightings From Bartow
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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