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A space alien from planet Neptune was noticed examining Johnnycake Hollow in detail after midnight.
A very large oryx was noticed enjoying the surroundings at Berwind Lake Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman pulling a dead deer has frequently been made out in Berwind Lake Wildlife Management Area late in the night appearing creepy. Regardless of what people say, it certainly is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A female without a head is frequently noticed at Aily Branch at midnight chucking chunks of concrete into the flowing water. People here claim that this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Bartley a long time ago.
A space invader from another world has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions traveling on a camel next to a highway close to Bartley.
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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