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A huge dingo is rumored to have been perceived on several instances in Blackhawk Hollow after midnight devouring a cracker.
The spirit of a female with a sack bound around her head may repeatedly be made out in Blackwell Field around midnight gulping water.
A gigantic lemur may be seen time and again by an old woman camping at a campground in the vicinity of Bancroft.
A fairly translucent gentleman clothed as the captain of a boat is occasionally spotted at Baker Fork at night throwing bricks into the water.
An enormous reindeer is known to have been perceived on a handful of instances grasping a cranium down at Carl Woods Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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